Tuesday, November 14, 2006

The finest drink

I am the first to admit that I have an unrefined palate when it comes to alcohol. To my neophytic taste buds the difference between Grange and goon is not too readily apparent. However, the one drink that will always put me in raptures is Remy Martin Louis XIII. I am hardly what one would call a cognac connoisseur but on the two occasions I have had the privilege to indulge in this beverage I have been quite simply awe struck at its smoothness and richness. The words to describe it adequately are not even in my lexicon so I will merely offer the simple suggestion to have it served in a wine glass and not a shot glass. It does make a big difference.





Sunday, November 05, 2006

First NBA game


Spurs warm up


Raptors warm up


Pre game shot


Goooo Raptors



Samuel L Jackson (in yellow)



Post game

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

CN Tower

Miscellaneous photos from lunch at the CN Tower (Toronto's equivalent of Centrepoint Tower). Pretty much the same deal as back home except the food is worse.


Glass floor with a silhouette of my feet


Cousin


Me...try as we might we couldn't get the headshot and the street shot through the glass. I know I know should have focused on the street shot.



From the tower we could just make out Rochester, New York. We had a smoggy day apparently on a clear day you can see all the way out to Niagara falls.

On the way through the tower you have to walk through what resembles a metal detector...except you are sprayed by air as you walk through. Fearing infection by some pathological agent I doubled back and said "What exactly was that?". Apparently it was an explosives check. While waiting for the elevator I saw a cute girl there and asked her "Hey did you get sprayed on the way through. What was that stuff?". Had a bit of rapport going but soon after the boyfriend showed up. So as to not be impolite I continued talking for the obligatory 60 seconds...before going back to dreaming about Adriana Lima showing up in this outfit on my doorstep for Halloween.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Bloody Halloween

This bet is looking more grim by the minute. Third last weekend out here and it happens to be Halloween weekend. In Australia we have no such thing and so I am caught unawares. At every lounge we visit they are trying to have a Halloween party. We were not dressed up and were told to come back later for general admittance. No thanks.

I have now set up a side bet with my cousin. My auntie bought a Rubix cube from the $1 shop and I have become an ace at solving it. My new bet at even money is to:

(a) Cold approach a girl
(b) Start off a conversation with "Hey did you know my special talent in life is solving the Rubix cube?"
(c) Obtain a phone number

The stakes will not be divulged. I think I have an edge because there were no stipulations regarding the attractiveness of the girl. As a side note I won three consecutive bets from my cousin by painstakingly selecting favourable opportunities. I then pushed myself into negative with two silly consecutive bets:

(a) Playing darts I bet that I could beat her using only two darts to her three darts (ironically my best score in this game came blindfolded)
(b) Having lost (a) I bet that I could finish dinner and solve one face of the 4x4 Rubix cube in the time it took her to finish dinner. She beat me by about 30 seconds. Bring on the new challenge!

Friday, October 27, 2006

Yao Ming book review

Weather and circumstance are conspiring to keep me indoors. So I've had time to read Yao Ming's autobiography. In two words "It blows". My next book looks a lot more interesting. Full review below:

A good biography teaches you something not just about the subject of the book but about life itself. Yao Ming's book not only fails to do this but its narrative style is such that the reader is concurrently bored and frustrated whilst trying to reach the end of this rather dull tale.

Yao wrote his autobiography at too early a stage in his career. True character is forged through adversity and at twenty five years of age, Yao simply hasn't had any opportunity to undergo the proverbial trial by fire. Yao omits to mention or only tangentially scratches upon many of the issues that I would consider interesting. How does he deal with the sudden influx of new "friends"? What discrimination, blatant or otherwise, does a 7"5' Chinese man face when stepping out from mainland China into one of the hubs of the Anglosphere? How does his relationship change with his childhood friends and the people that he has grown up with? Although it may appeal to avid basketball fans, my appraisal of the content of the book is that it lacks anything of real substance.

Sadly the structure and narrative of the book fare no better. The book was co-authored with Ric Bucher, who endeavours to maintain as much of the authentic "Yao flavour" as possible. He succeeds in this venture too well and much of the books is written in simple, boring and pedestrian English presumably because this is the way that Yao himself speaks. The book is laced with commentary from key members of Team Yao and this is confusing because the reader has to constantly refer to the "Cast of Characters" in order to place a context around what is being said.

I cannot recommend this book to anyone other than the most devoted Yao Ming acolyte and even then the reading would be for duty rather than for pleasure.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Share the love

My normal phone number isn't working at the moment because even though the phone is global roaming enabled, there is no signal in Canada. If you want to send me a text message, go to:

http://www.rogers.com/english/wireless/sendpcs.html

and send an SMS to:

4164500974

For those not technically inclined, you can copy the number straight from this blog and paste it into the text box, rather than typing the whole thing in.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

I hate losing bets

I currently have a bet at 7/1 as to whether I will hook up with a girl whilst I'm in Toronto. Tuesday was one of the rare occasions when I had two other family members at home so I jumped at the chance to head out and settle the bet. I went to a dance class downtown and ended up having dinner with one of the girls. I was pretty sure the bet would be settled in my favour when the girl said "I've never met a guy like you before" followed up with "Ok I'll go out to dinner with you...but only if you promise to walk me home". All I had to do was not stuff anything up. Sound familiar? :)

Toward the end of dinner she mentioned that she was a diver and showed me her PADI license. For some unfathomable reason I then decided to show her the only non-driving related license that I had in my wallet...which happened to be my firearms license. I could almost hear the alarm bells ringing in her head. Once again I managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.